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Thwak the Ridgeback ended up being one of those toys that grows on you the longer you spend with it. The firm silicone, the playful ridges, the steady glide, and that squared-off silhouette all came together to make a sculpt that feels intentional and full of personality. It is small enough to stay approachable but interesting enough to keep your attention, kind of like the orc equivalent of a flirty wink across the campfire. As much as I enjoyed this size, I can already tell that if I revisit Thwak, I will be aiming for the regular version next time. Probably in the 00-30 firmness too, since this gremlin can absolutely handle a little more than this appetizer. The sculpt itself is fantastic and begs to be explored in a bigger form, like leveling up from rookie adventurer to a seasoned orc wrangler who actually knows how to handle the boss fight. Thwak surprised me in all the right ways. It is fun, dependable, textured just enough to stay entertaining, and full of that rowdy orc charm that makes you want to drag it back to camp for another round. If nothing else, testing the Small made it clear that this sculpt has plenty more to offer when it grows up a bit. I am already eyeing the regular size for a future matchup, so I can really let the ridgeback show off. Consider this my warmup round with an orc who clearly has bigger ambitions, and lucky for him, so do I.

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

I love this toy so much for such a cheap dildo. It's cost effect, aesthetically pleasing, fun to use and definitely is worth a try. I bought it just for the visual aspects of my play and was worried it wasn't going to live up to my expectations. But it was more than what I was after, and is a perfect starter toy to satiate your curiosity time and time again.

In the past, your choice of fantasy or animal-themed silicone dildos was limited to one or two manufacturers. But lately, we’ve seen the market explode with small, artisanal makers on Etsy (many of which will often do custom orders)—and a new influx of Chinese brands. The same toy that you’re used to paying hundreds of dollars for from BadDragon, can now be had for around $50. As with any mass-produced option, the customization options are non-existent and there are only a few color choices, but personally, I prefer the look and feel of this one. In this review, I’ll be taking a look at one of the most famous of this new generation of extreme dildos from China: FAAK / YOCY.

In summary, the Creature Cocks Vulcan Silicone Dildo is a toy that truly stands out. Its unique design, impressive dimensions, and high-quality materials make it a must-have for anyone seeking strong, intense sensations. While it may require some preparation and lubricant, the rewards are more than worth it. Whether for solo play or with a partner, it offers intense, memorable experiences. If you are looking for a dildo that combines originality, power, and reliability, the Vulcan is one of the best choices available. It’s a toy that delivers on all fronts and is sure to satisfy anyone ready for a bold and adventurous experience.

Omg omg omg! This toy with the Vac-u-lock is truly a peace of art (for my arse)! The quality is incredible, I'm very impressed with my werewolf dildo. Fiddo is a good doggie! Let me what knick name you think I should call it 🤣

Light Up My Night – The Evolved Luminous Dildo Review 🔦🍆 A dildo that glows in the dark? Sounds like a gimmick - until you actually use it. And then you get it. This isn’t just some novelty toy, it’s a seriously well-made, super versatile piece of fun. The dual density silicone feels amazing, the shape hits all the right spots, and the glow just adds that cheeky little twist we didn’t know we needed. 😂 Whether we’re using it for oral play, anal adventures, deepthroat training or just adding a third “guest” to our fun - he never disappoints. He’s soft enough to be comfy, firm enough to feel real, and flexible enough for whatever mood we’re in. Sure, he attracts dust like crazy and the packaging was kinda meh, but honestly? We couldn’t care less. If you’re into manual toys with personality, pleasure, and a little glow-up - this one’s a keeper. 🟣💡

Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

Overall, I do not think this toy is worth it as advertised. I think that it functions best as a standard dildo and the cons that go with the light function supersede the main point of purchase. I DO NOT recommend this toy for those who struggle with epilepsy from flashing lights or photo sensitives.

Over all, feels really great but due to it's price i would recommend it only to people i know have the budget for it, otherwise i would recommend a more viable option out there for a fantasy toy. But if you are looking for a fantasy dildo with a knot, a nice design and some beautiful colors then this might be something for you.

The Fresh-KO Dildo is exactly what you’d expect from a $16 toy—it’s not premium, but it’s fun. The design looks realistic and the size makes it exciting, but the material, suction cup, and overall finish give away its budget price. With lube, it delivers satisfying sensations and some playful variety, especially for couples who want to experiment. Just don’t expect luxury or long-lasting quality. If you’re looking for a low-cost way to spice things up, it’s worth it. If you want something that feels truly body-safe, polished, and built to last, you’ll probably want to invest in a higher-end toy.

A few months ago, I'd never heard of Crassie but after they reached out to see about working together, I'm happy to report that I'm now a big fan of their dual density! It's so soft & squishy, and I love how bendable it is even with the firm core. The suction cup base makes it both harness compatible and anal safe, and who doesn't love a good suction cup on their dildos?! My wife & I have started calling the Velvet Touch dildo "The Finger", and like a real finger, you can use this dildo with a "come hither" motion that really blows my mind. Lesbian or not, Crassie's Velvet Touch is a fantastic dildo for anyone with a vulva, especially if they want non-phallic designs, dual density, or don't like textured dildos. I'd recommend it!

It's cute but a real lint collector! I wish that the dildo was made of a different kind of material, but it's overall a solid purchase!